I love you.

我爱你

I would never let anybody or anything hurt you.

我永远也不会让任何人或任何事伤害你的

I put your little step stool back here.

我把踏脚凳放在柜台后面

Well, what if I think of something better?

如果我想到一些更好的怎么办

It's like nails on a chalkboard,

就好像用手指甲在黑板上划过

Please, please stop it.

求你了 别再这样了

when my mind just went blank.

那时我脑子里突然一片空白

And there was this terrible long moment

而在那么一段长得恐怖的时间里

God. You have no idea.

你根本不了解

And trying to get these kids to learn the periodic table.

试图让学生们学会元素周期表

-What? -"Little house on the prairie"?

-什么? -"Little house on the prairie"?

You call it "little house"?

你叫它 "Little house"?