Man, these people need to get a life.

老天 这些人真该过过正常的生活

is the space alien that talks to them through their microwave.

只能用微波跟他们交流的外星人

- Always put work first. - Yeah, "work".

-总是工作第一 -没错 的确是"工作"

She's a dutiful wife-- ostensibly heterosexual--

她是个尽职的主妇 本不是同性恋

I was unable to fulfill my responsibilities.

我没能履行我的职责

he was able to step right in and help out, and, uh...

他站出来帮了我

I know all about this.

我对此深有体会

When it should've been for love.

浪费在和形形色色的男人混日子上

free meals,

免费大餐?

I'll do it for the parking space.

为了停车位 我就掺和一下

Thank heavens Norman sometimes deigns to read to me.

幸好诺曼有时候肯来给我读书

I should expire of loneliness.

我一定要死于孤独了