Hello.

你好哇

trying to bribe your patronage.

试图贿赂您的行为表示歉意

Mom, you said you would control yourself.

妈 你说过会克制自己

But she has one of the biggest hearts of anyone I've ever met.

但她是我所认识的人当中心胸最宽阔的

to my friends.

真正的女性朋友

and tell stories about how you used to be

还会给别人乱讲你小时候是个

So, what's the deal with you guys?

你们之间是怎么回事

But you and Sarah ever, like, you know?

但你和萨沙 有没有过那个

I don't read popular fiction.

我不看畅销小说

Yes. Right.

是的 没错

and actually give you your M&Ms.

给你你想要的巧克力豆

They encouraged young women,

他们鼓励意外怀孕的年轻妇女们