It's an optical anomaly.

这叫视异常

so we made it roughly a millimeter shorter

所以就让它两侧面的边长

Honey, I can get a pair of blues back at home.

亲爱的 我有钱到家里可以雇两个警卫了

Let's see if it translates.

我想看看这态度是否有变

Two birds, one stone. I'll have her over for lunch today,

一石二鸟 我今天就叫她过来吃午饭

Uh, no lunch. Don't want you here at lunchtime.

午饭不行 午饭时间你不能在这儿

I'm loving the new bite-kissing,

我很喜欢亲咬

Was that an accident? No. Okay.

是突发奇想吗 不是 好吧

If you can hear me, I've been abducted.

如果听得见我说话 我被绑架了

We've been traveling for about 20 minutes.

我们已经开了大约20分钟了

hopeless to try to see such a thing.

我们几乎不可能看见它

because when we measure distance

因为当我们测量距离时