I'll tell you what my wife will do.

我来告诉你我老婆是干什么的

Haven't met the woman yet, she's already winding me up.

我还没遇到那女人 她就已经让我害怕了

Oh, babe.

天啊 宝贝

because that's what we're having for dinner tonight.

今晚我们只能吃这个了

I got 15 minutes until I have to pick up Laurie's eyeglasses

15分钟后我就得去取劳丽的眼镜

What?

咋啦

You're insane.

胡说什么呢

Right now I need to avoid a relationship like the plague.

现在我需要的就是远离那段头痛的感情

I'll be out in a minute.

我马上就好

Oh, I always wait for the cream to dry.

我向来也都是等它自然干的

so that you have the flavor of the thing that Nabokov is burlesquing:

你们可以在这里感受下纳博科夫的嘲仿的趣味

Being read to by a boy, waiting for rain.

听着一个孩子为我读书 等待着雨