I totally lost it.

我真的失去理智了

but... I learned my lesson.

不过我接受教训了

You kidding?

别逗了

They won't leave me alone.

他们一点都不让我清净

He's so stupid he doesn't realize

他竟然笨到没有意识到

Hey, do you know the story of the dad from The Brady Bunch?

你知道《脱线家族》里爸爸的故事吗

Now, the signs of aging infuriates narcissists.

完全就是更年期自恋狂

or denigrate them whenever possible.

她们会试图避开甚至无视年轻人

There is no absolute best, hank.

人无完人 汉克

You know, it's...

是那么的

the notorious theory of penis envy.

臭名昭著的阴茎嫉妒论

that every one of you who is female has gone through,

阴茎嫉妒是对女性所经历的