That's impossible, I only poop on Sunday mornings

这不可能 我只在周日早上便便

Ok, T.M.I. and also very unhealthy.

信息量略大 再说那也很不健康

I can sit here and just spit out

坐在这里跟你大谈

Hey, remember yesterday when you were not a dick

还记得昨天有那么五分钟时间

I thought you weren't coming.

我以为你不来了

You won't be a very good Hand

好首相不会把

Attention, intrepid BAU adventurers.

行为分析组的冒险家们 请注意

and sansabelt slacks requests your presence.

和宽松裤的地方欢迎各位到来

I meant my own bed as distinct from my husband's.

我的意思是不跟我丈夫同寝

He has business in Berlin.

他还要去柏林办事

enjoying your private moments, enjoying your vacation time.

享受假期与私人时光之类的

for education or what he sometimes calls by the term philosophy.

所必须的或是另外他用哲学去称呼的东西