Just know...

但你得知道

if you're not willing to hear the truth.

你就只会是个三流球手

looking for a 40-something-year-old mom

都不会想找个已为人母 嘿咻前戏要求多

This will make you feel better.

这个会让你好受一点

Consider me a utility infielder.

我可是个能攻善守的内场手

from either side of the plate?

自信满满啊

they named it that because it's also the name

此名还来源于平凡又杰出的

Ok, but why Sam Russell?

为什么是山姆·拉塞尔

How he could possibly produce

没有我 他只能制造出

I am told his product was more or less consistent

据我所知 他的产品的确有点

What a horrible modernity--right?--

多么可怕的现代性

and we cannot fulfill ourselves." right?

我们不再能实现自我"