Come on...

怎么还不来

but can you hurry your ass up please, and get down here,

但是你能快点下来吗

Okay, Danny,

好了 丹尼

I may not be the perfect mother, okay?

我可能不是最好的妈妈

in front of hundreds of people.

当着几百人的面

or the loving mom who still looks hot in these sweats?

还是穿着运动衫也身材火辣的慈爱母亲

He has a complicated response to authority.

他对官僚的态度很复杂

but resents a lack of reciprocated affection.

但又因为无法交流互动而心生厌恶

"If Jane is the prototypical, accommodating bridesmaid...

如果说珍是伴娘的典型例子...

"who at any moment, one worries, might start stomping around Manhattan breathing fire and swatting planes from the sky."

泰丝就是一个被极其宠坏的疯子新娘