But really, I think it starts with the washer.

但是我觉得啊 还是得感谢洗盘子的

I've gotten in what feels like forever is for my dishwashing?

第一句赞扬竟然是表扬我洗盘子

I will bake a cake six stories high and jump off the top of it.

我会从自己烤的六层楼高的蛋糕上跳下来

Seriously, somebody cue the sad music,

说真的 赶紧关了这哀乐

centuries of law and tradition.

几个世纪的律法与传统

than a flea can fill the shoes of a man.

不过是鞋里的小跳蚤

The future of my pants hinges on the video pitch.

我新裤子的未来就靠这个视频了

Uh, preparation done.

那你已经不用练习了

Don't take away your right to be a victim?

不要剥夺你做受害者的权利吗

Riley, I swear, I will mess you up.

莱利 我发誓 我会揍你的

Ravachol, a name I sent around, who was a poor,

拉瓦绍尔 这个名字我发给过你们

who'd been sent out to beg by his mother.

曾经被他的母亲叫出去乞讨