complete with charismatic and sinister leader,

有个富有魅力又阴险狡诈的领袖

Hello, and welcome.

大家好 欢迎各位

He's abducted 5 people, and then gets

绑架了五个人 还能在特定时间

That's extensive pre-planning.

这计划十分周密

Okay, here it is.

好吧 看这里

- I gotta think about it. - Read on.

-我会好好考虑的 -继续看

Tom Lemming recruiting, please hold....

汤姆·莱明球员招募 请稍等

Does he really think getting it one

他真认为早一天招齐人

He is equal parts Hanson and Manson.

他一半是汉森一半是梅森

or next thing you know,

不然的话

Again, I can give you the example of the universities

我还是给大家举大学这个例子

You are--well in the U.S. universities,

你们是 在美国大学里