Your dad rules!

你爸太棒了

There's a lot of competition for teacher's pet.

跟我竞争当老师宠儿的人好多

Of course I do.

我当然记得了

Actually, son, I'm not.

其实吧 孩子 我是不擅长

Meryl Streep has two Oscars because of her baking.

梅丽尔·斯特里普拿了两次奥斯卡 就因为饼烘得好

This sounds way more like sarcasm.

现在感觉更像指桑骂槐了

Don't even think about it.

想都别想

I can read it; I just don't have patience for it.

我懂 我只是没那个耐心

You know what?

你知道吗

and I don't appreciate it.

人家一点都不喜欢

I've never heard that before.

在下闻所未闻

We can. We just call it being an asshole.

我们听得懂 我们管它叫装犊子