but since one of us has

但鉴于我们中有个人

on boys' night...

最后关头爽约逃跑

You're just a ray of sunshine today, aren't you, dad?

你今天还挺高兴的 是吧 爸爸

to make me a little bit maudlin.

有些伤感

No, no, be careful.

不 还是小心点

the hearts and minds of those

能让一开始讨厌我的人

His general dorkiness, his lilting tone,

他那大愚若智的精神 那轻快活泼的嗓音

makes him the most boring man in the world.

这些都把他变成了世界上最无趣的人

In the big ol' world.

世界之大

Well, if that's what happens,

要是淡了

rather than the Greek practice of appointing political offices by lot.

而不是像希腊人那样抽签委任政治官员

to demagoguery, where each person seeking office

在选举里 那些想当官的人不知羞耻地