none of us can marry, either.

我们就都不能结婚了

I want to get a bunch of cupcakes

换成纸杯蛋糕

Why? I mean, it's not like this is a wedding.

为什么 我是说 这不是一场婚礼啊

I can't get this.

我拿不到这个

You're right. Know why? Because weddings are the perfect place to forget about being single.

是啊 我喜欢这样 可以让我忘记自己是独身一人

What is your problem?

你怎么回事

Oh, and you need a little help here.

我来帮你一把

- Why? - Just wanna know what I'm in for.

-什么意思 -就想知道去那能干点啥

About last night, uh, ahem, do you remember the last time you saw Doug?

关于昨晚上 你还记得最后一次见道格

And, uh, we can't re... What time was that at?

那是什么时候

if they're physically attracted to each other

是否会被彼此的身体吸引

and committed legally

并彼此根据法律作出承诺