So she's a hooker and a thief.

所以她又是妓女又是小偷

This company does not do that for clients anymore.

本公司早就不提供这种服务了

all for $1.47?

就值一块四毛七吗

All right, give me that check. I'll handle this.

好啦 把账单给我 我来搞定

at this gentlemen's club in Manhattan.

一家男士夜总会里当脱衣舞女

to pretend to be your girlfriend.

来当你女朋友就好啦

she'd be the kind that other books pay for sex.

她就是其他书愿付钱搞的那种书

and now my lip is feeling very Courtney Love.

现在我嘴唇感觉好"一代名妓"啊

The only chance for a love life I have now

我现在最能接近爱情的方法

We have to reverse the curse now.

我们必须得解除诅咒

She is a kept woman, a courtesan,

一个被包养的情妇

and at the moment, she is under the protection of

当时她正被一个男人包养