Okay, well, I'm the neighbor,

好吧 我是邻居

asking inappropriate, awkward questions,

还问些不恰当的 尴尬的问题

It's all bull.

这全是屁话

I've been thinking about this all night.

我昨天想了整整一晚

I think he found me.

我想他发现了我

how idiotic it will sound?

听起来多蠢吗

They show the true nature of us Californians.

充分展现了加州人的本性

If you have a funny mini-quake story

如果你想分享

Oh, good morning, Mr. Messer.

梅瑟先生 早上好

No, no, no, this is perfect. Just give us one minute.

不 不 不 很好 给我们一分钟

or only in the South, only in ex-Confederate states?

或者只在南方 还是仅仅在前邦联州内

is that the very men writing this bill

就是起草法案的那个人