You know, I need a lawyer, Charlie.

我要找一个律师 查理

I need a lawyer that

我需要一个明白这是飞机的问题

I'm like velcro.

我就像是尼龙扣

You have a lawyer! She's super hot.

你已经有个律师了 她超级火辣的

I-I don't follow.

我听不太懂

Oh, boy.

天啊

He says he fancies the eight-inch, but his wife's there,

他说很想要二十厘米长 但要和老婆商量下

"I'll leave you to talk."

"你们先商量商量吧"

they found their stash in my freezer.

警察在我的冰箱里发现了他们藏的东西

no jail time, if I pled no contest.

能帮我申请到三年的假释期 不用坐牢

I was mentioning earlier.

那个主题的背景情况之一

And he was already well known, in particular

而且 他非常出名 尤以