It's Sunday morning.

星期天一清早

Would you be jealous if I were?

如果真是这样 你会吃醋吗

I don't think he'd see it that way.

他恐怕不会这么看

No-one must ever find out.

绝不能让人知道

Zhou fucking Enlai.

妈的周恩来

In that moment, I wanted to praise him for

那一瞬间 我想赞美他

dry humping half of New York City right now.

和半个纽约的妞跳隔衣擦火呢

Phil and I dry hump. Okay?

菲尔和我就那样 知道吧

I'll-- I'll talk to you guys later.

回头再聊

I mean, that's just racist.

这简直是种族歧视

He had written a pamphlet called "On Marriage"

他写过一本小书 名曰婚姻论

in which he said it was okay not to marry

在其中他说不结婚是件好事